Awesome.
It sounds like something you'd find of the Best of Craigslist. Only on Craigslist you know it's a joke. When God tells you to do it, however, it gets a little scary. It reminds me of the Crash Test Dummies Song, in which the people ask God, "We're not quite clear about what you just spoke; is that a parable or a very subtle joke?"In my experience, jokes are supposed to be funny; I don't hear Hosea laughing. Or his kids, for that matter. Their names? "Not My People", "Not Pittied," and "God Sows." At least the last kid got off OK. Not really. His name is a reference to the site where King Jehu killed two kings, beheaded 70 of Ahab's princes, and slaughtered the rest of his leaders and officials. It'd be like naming your kid "Dachau."
Alright, so God asked Hosea to do some...odd things with his family life. So what? Hosea's wife and kids become a metaphor for God and God's people. We never hear that Hosea's wife (her name is Gomer, BTW) quit being a prostitute. She kept sleeping with other men for money.
God says that's what his people do to him all the time.
Us, the unfaithful wife? Worse: Us, the common street walker? How so?Because God wants us to be his alone! Not his and someone else's.
I know an ordained Presbyterian elder who will not pray with people in her church because she is afraid of offending them. I also know a minister who will not pray "in Jesus' name" when asked to pray outside of regular Sunday morning church because non-Christians might be present.
Or how many of us grabbed a copy of The Secret, or Tuesdays With Morrie, and thought, "What a great way to enrich my spiritual experience, and this totally fits my Christian life!"
There's a difference between having 'doubts' and actively searching for 'spiritual alternatives.' Call me hard-line on this, but if you want a spiritual book, grab the Bible. If you want 'new spiritual practices,' try doing what Jesus says. Start with this one: "But I say to you, love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you, so that you may be children of your Father in heaven; ...For if you love those who love you, what reward do you have? Even IRS agents do the same. Be perfect, therefore, as your heavenly Father is perfect." Sounds like a lifetime of work, right there.
